Ever Wonder Who Killed Bambi’s Mother?

The chances are very high that it was me. I swear you guys, I had every intention of writing a fun post for this Friday, but I have just had one of the shittiest weeks of my life! I am currently in upstate New York for work, and on Monday night I was driving along a dark country road when I hit a deer. It was awful! And if that wasn’t enough to try my nerves, exactly 24 hours later I hit another one! I’m telling ya, the wildlife of New York state need to stay far away from me and my rental car. I don’t know how it’s logistically possible to hit two deer in two days, but I accomplished it. Must be some kind of record. Thankfully, I wasn’t hurt either time, and my car is actually still drivable, but needless to say I’m kind of mentally drained. When I hit the first one, I was like, “Oh my God! I just hit a deer!!”. After I hit the second one I exclaimed, “You have got to be f#$%ing kidding me!” It sort of felt like I was in a video game, and deer kept getting in the way of me and my quest. I am now known in my family as the deer slayer. Joyous. Anway, I’m sorry but I couldn’t really muster the creative energy to write a fun and witty review for today. However, this weekend I plan to do a lot of lounging around and relaxing, so by next week I should be back to my usual blogger self. Stay tuned! And for God’s sake you stupid deer, stay away from the highway!!!

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